October 12, 2010

WANTED: PENGKID CONMAN


IC NO: 830428-14-6362
Current Phone No: 0196174402
Last known residence: 01-04-09 Rumah Pangsa Setapak Jaya, 53300 K.L.

Wanted for stealing, cheating people's money and other con jobs.
 
Possibly dangerous and armed. Known to be a drug addict.

Please contact me via PM for details or if you have seen/detained/met this person.





If possible, please send this person to the nearest police station and inform me as soon as possible.
Contact No: 0192133260

February 12, 2010

What if the Nazi Germany wins the World War II?



Malaysian flag would look like this and the country's official name is Malay National Socialist Republic.


February 4, 2010

Linux is not an operating system

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

February 3, 2010

Looking for girls for "Enjo Kosai"

Srsly. I am bored. If you're a girl above the Malaysian legal age, and probably non-Muslim and wanna make quick bucks, contact me.

Go out on a date with me and I'll spare you some cash. Terms can be discussed.

Privacy assured and I would like to keep my detail private as well.

Can't tell the difference

Read this if you're Malaysian...

An excerpt on Facebook

A: JPN in _______ reeks of cigs.

B: hahahahaha yeah it does, doesn't it? XD apa lu buat there? IC or passport or wat? :P

Dude, the person is in JPN (Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara) - it's obviously MyKAD a.k.a IC. People apply for Malaysian passport at the Immigration Department.